Apparently the EU Has a Crypto Department Now
Dear Sophia, Another one arrived. This time, it wasn’t a trader promising extraordinary returns. It wasn’t someone explaining that your money was almost released, if only you could kindly make one final payment. This one had dressed for the occasion. Secure Holdings & Finance Digital Asset Review & Compliance Division. There was a logo. There was a reference number. There was a date. And, naturally, there was a case officer. Caroline Blanc. According to Caroline, Secure Holdings & Finance was “a compliance and asset review authority”, your request had been registered in their system, and she would be your dedicated point of contact. Impressive. For approximately thirty seconds. Because once you actually started reading the letter, there was one rather awkward problem. They did not appear to know the case they had supposedly registered. The letter contained your name, your email address and your telephone number. Excellent start. Then came a reproduction of what was descri...